Dear Mom,
I found this critter heading into your room, so I tackled him and threw him onto the bed.
He was a bit unruly, so I had to use some serious force.
He was resisting my authority.
I finally got him subdued. What do you want me to do with him?
Love, Ninja
3 comments:
Dear Ninja,
Please drag that thing outside where it belongs. Thank you very much for handling the rodent problem!
Precious!!!
I have an urgent prayer request at arise 2 write.
andrea
I may need to borrow Ninja. We seem to have a influx of those creatures around here in the last few days as well. They eat me out of house and home, don't EVER sleep, want to date my daughters and use a lot of towels. Tell Ninja he will be treated like the Prince he is and will be returned safely to his home come fall.
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