To Make You Laugh...

When a woman wears a leather dress,
A man's heart beats quicker,
And his throat gets dry,
He goes weak in the knees,
And he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wonder why?

It's because she smells like a new truck.

Can you tell my sister thinks my life is thrilling?

This is one of the birthday cards my sister sent me.

Obviously, she's dialed in to the high points of my daily life...